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    Funny facts about Nigeria


    Nigerian Mentality

    Every sunday = Rice

    All northerners are Muslims

    All calabar ladies are good in bed
    Rich hausa men are Alhaji while poor ones are Aboki.

    On a date the guy should pay the bill

    The older child must marry first

    When you travel abroad you become rich

    A guy must be older than his girlfrnd/wife

    Every noodle is indomie

    No sex on first date

    No calabar girl is a Virgin

    Igbo girls like money

    Yoruba girls are dirty

    Mix maltina and peak milk= blood tonic

    A lomo bitter = sex fuel

    Every Detergent is Omo.
    All Tooth Paste Are Close Up
    Every Pen Na Biro.
    Wen dey see u holding a girl hand u are dating 


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