SO FUNNY! CERTIFICATE OF LOVE

Surprisingly,
I got this funny if not childish ‘certificate of love’ from one
secondary school student who proposes a lady but the lady’s response was
astonished I tell you. She sets an examination questions which comprises of
subjective, theory and filling the gaps before he can accept the proposal the
boy.

Reading
the so called certificate of love, I was asking myself, so ladies of nowadays
are now wise by taking this bold step but for me I think men will be somehow
smarter to overcome this strategy. I even think, thus this not an archaic way
of either accept or reject a proposal. Now, it is left for you to read and
comment, whether you can answer the examination questions because of love or
would rather find your way?

The ‘Certificate Of Love’
reads as this;

THE HOME OF LOVE IS THE HOME OF
SUCCESS

INSTRUCTION OF LOVE: Please think carefully before you fill this certificate
because you will not disappoint what you have chosen forever.

In
Section one, you are ask to choose either YES or NO in the given comprehension
below and in Section two, you are ask to fill in the missing words.

SECTION ONE QUESTION

1.      Do you really love me? YES
or NO

2.      Do you love me with
sense?   YES or NO

3.      Do you love me with the
whole of your heart?  YES or NO

4.      Will you make me as your
one and only shining stone in your life?
YES or NO

5.      Will you be trustworthy in
all your movement?  YES or NO

6.      Will you be straight
forward with me at all times?  YES or NO

7.      Will you disappoint me in
future? YES or NO

8.      Will you advise me when I
need your advice?  YES or NO

9.      Will you be reacting badly
with me when I sin against you?   YES or
NO

10.  Will you care for me when
I need your care?

SECTION TWO QUESTION

1.      What is Love?

2.      Why do you love me?

3.      What do you like best in
me?

4.      Among your 100% love, how
many percent do you love for me?

5.      Who is your first love?
What is her name?

CAN
YOU ANSWER THIS TYPE OF EXAMINATIONS BECAUSE OF CERTIFICATE OF LOVE?

BE
SINCERE, CAN YOU ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS WITHOUT LYING TO THE LADY IF IT WERE
YOU?