Steal your boyfriend phone, text his best friend
"my girlfriend is pregnant"
If he replies "which one?". You should know that your boyfriend is a slay daddy
#hmm ladies
Mary was a virgin, she married a carpenter (Joseph).
You are not a virgin and you are waiting for billionaire to marry you?
#issorite
6ta don't you think its high time for we on social media to contribute to buy you 99 anointing oil?
#When you don't trust your bae.
Phone ringing.....
Bf: hello bae
Gf: how are you darling?
Bf: I'm fine, where are you?
Gf: I'm in the church
Bf: give phone to jesus🙆
🤐I finally gave up on this country.
How can you steal white goat and dye it black.
Then the owner come and said she knows the smile of her goat.
🙆🏻😳😳😳😳😜
Tuale 9ja.
# netcribs
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