(Joke) akpors class

*AKPORS CLASS.*

The new Principal was walkin around the school
compound to inspect it.
He was passing along Akpors class when he
heared everybody in d class chorusing Words
 after their teacher. He was impressed so he decided to check them out.

*The Principal entered.*

*Class: Good afternoon to u sir. God bless.*

*Principal: what class is this?*

*Class: js 3F sir.*

*Principal:what is the topic u are treatin?*

*Class: Word Particle sir.*

*Principal: thats gud, am impressed.*

*akpors their Teacher stood aside smilin.*

*Class: thank u sir.*

*Principal: i will like to further test u.*

*Class: No problem sir.*

*Principal: ok, lets start: Up*

*Class: up uper upest*

*Principal: short*

*Class:short shorter shortest*

*Principal: good*

*Class: good, gooder, goodest.*

*Principal: Thats wrong*

*Class: thats wrong, thats wronger, dats wrongest.*

*Principal: what?*

*Class: what, whater, whatest.*

*Principal: shut up*

*Class: shut up, shut uper, shut upest.*

*Principal: na wao*

*Class: na wao, na waoer, na waoest.*

*Principal: what kind of class is dis?*

*Class: what kind of class is this, what kind of class is thiser, what kind of class is thisest.*

*Principal: teacher are u looking at them?*

*Class: teacher are u looking at them, teacher are u looking at themer, teacher are u looking at themest.*

*Principal: am out abeg.*

*Class: am out abeg, am out abeger, am out abegest.*

*Teacher: lol*

*Class: lol loler lolest.*

*Principal fainted.*