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    (Joke) sweet girl



    A man and a girl met on Whatsapp Chat and this was their conversation...

    MAN: Hello Sweet Girl!

    SWEETGIRL: Hi Lover Boy!

    MAN: Can I know you more please?

    SWEETGIRL: 19, female, sweet lips, bootylicious and delicious, live in Maryland and you?

    MAN: Hmmmm! I'm in love already. I'm 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, live in Maryland too.

    SWEETGIRL: You're 52?

    MAN: I'm just so into fresh young beautiful girls.

    SWEETGIRL: Do you have a wife?

    MAN: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bed room with her friend doing her home work.

    SWEETGIRL: Then why do you like young girls?

    MAN: I love them because they are beautiful not to mention sexy.

    SWEETGIRL: I am also into older men with iPhones, iPads, Cash, Gifts and driving expensive cars.

    MAN: I can offer all of that and even more.

    SWEETGIRL: I think we should meet.

    MAN: That would be nice, where do I pick you up tomorrow with my new BMW X6 sexy girl?

    SWEETGIRL: Tomorrow I am going to school, it won't be possible.

    MAN: Or maybe over the weekend, going to school is very important.

    SWEETGIRL: Let me continue the homework I'm doing with my friend, Lucy... I don't want my dad to know that I have a BlackBerry, he will be mad at me.

    MAN: Hey! You said your friend's name is Lucy?

    SWEETGIRL: Yes.

    MAN: Exactly where in Maryland do you stay?

    SWEETGIRL: Maryland Estate, House number 5 and you?

    MAN: Mercy!!! Is that you?!

    SWEETGIRL: Dad, is that you?!

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