WIFE: Honey can you please help me cleaning the
garden ?
HUSBAND: Do i look like a gardener?
WIFE: Ooh am sorry honey, ok then fix bathroom
door
HUSBAND: Do i look like a carpenter? (Husband
walks out, after coming back where he
went, he found that the garden was cleaned and
door fixed)
HUSBAND: i knew my wife will do this all by herself
WIFE: its not me
HUSBAND: who then? WIFE: jonny our neighbor
HUSBAND: you payed him how much?
WIFE: no, he just gave me two options, bread and
sex
HUSBAND: i hope you gave him bread
WIFE: do i look like a bakery? Hahahahahaha
If u be the husband, wetin u go do?
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