Akpors: A man lost 1000 naira today at the bustop.
Teacher: Good, so you assisted him to look for the money...
Akpors: I dey Craze?? Nah me stand on top the money since!😂😂😂..."
Guy 👦: Wahsup
Girl👧 : am cool you?
Guy 👦: same where are you chatting from?
Girl 👧: Port Harcourt
Guy👦 : okay,what's your favorite color?
Girl 👧: boo, do I look like a small girl to you? stop
asking irrelevant questions and ask reasonable
INTELLECTUAL questions "
Guy 👦: OK,how many moles of sulphuric acid is
needed to neutralize 5ml of sodium carbonate and
5 volume of Tetra oxosulphate (vi)acid when
calcium is heated at a temp of 200°C using nickel
as a catalyst.???
GIRL👧 : My Favorite color is Brown ,you??
😂😂😂😂
That disgusting moment when you are kissing your partner and you notice some rice particles
in his/her mouth🤔😟
And you asked
"Honey Did You Just Finished Eating??"
and your partner says
"No dear..I just finished vomiting".😳😳🤧🤧
Fada lord, I'm ready now. 😭😭🙆🏽♂🙆🏽♂
Take My Soul.!!!
What is this world turning to? I was in a cinema yesterday, a girl and a guy was sitting next to me. I was shocked when the girl starting pulling her shirt up, shifted her bra and brought out her breast and the guy started sucking her nipple like there was no one watching them. The girl should be around 26yrs old and the guy should be around 3 months old. Okay Bye.
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