(Joke of the day) can toast like this?

Me: Babe I really want U 2 be mine
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Girl: Lol! I have a boyfriend sorry.
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Me: Goalposts have keeper but strikers
still score.
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Girl: Lol! U look like a defender in this one
then.
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Me: Sergio Ramos is a defender but He
has scored in 2 champions league finals.
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Girl: Whatever Dude! And besides my
boyfriend is tall and rich.
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Me: Manuel Neuer is 6'4 but Messi still
chipped Him.
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Girl: Lol! But U know that Messi is richer
than Manuel
Neuer right?
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Me: Sure I know but Messi isn't taller dan
Him, so that is 1 - 1 and that was all
Barcelona needed to oust Chelsea and
move on to win the champions league
that year. So?
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Girl: U never give up do U?
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Me: Chile kept playing for 99 years before
they went in to win the
copa America. And then won it back to
back.. So?
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Girl: Lol! This your knowledge of soccer
will really take U to places.
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Me: Lol, surely will and the next
destination is your heart.
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Girl: U know I could just block U now?
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Me: In 2006 Petr Cech tried blocking
Stephen Hunt from scoring,
Cech ended up hurting Himself alone.
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Girl: Loool! U are genius, call me I'll be
free this weekend
Me: kikikikikikikik......